procrastinating

something im doing right now

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.

by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008

Procrastibator

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

by krakadoom October 21, 2008

procrastination

1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself
2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly

Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!

by mort 35.5 October 9, 2005

computer procrastination

the art of ignoring all your pressing and important tasks while playing computer games.

i had three assignments to do in the weekend but i filled up my time with computer procrastination.

by TrIaNgLiSt BoB May 1, 2006

Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.

I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.

by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011

Procrastination Sex

Having sex solely for the purpose of procrastinating.

I don't want to do my term paper... Let's have procrastination sex.

by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010

procrastibaking

to procrastinate writing a paper (or other dreaded task) by baking

Instead of writing my dissertation, I was procrastibaking all weekend. Enjoy the muffins.

by Quirkster August 23, 2008