To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
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Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
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Get the Procrastibate mug.1. To bullshit with time.
2. Something or someone that takes too damn long.
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2. Something or someone that takes too damn long.
3. To avoid or stall
4. When you have no care or concern about a time frame or schedule.
5. To do everything else except what you're suppose to be doing.
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