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Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
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Procrastibate

a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.
Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
by Kyben36 June 15, 2014
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Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.
If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.
by dicktoe August 30, 2016
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Procrastifake

1. To bullshit with time.
2. Something or someone that takes too damn long.
3. To avoid or stall
4. When you have no care or concern about a time frame or schedule.
5. To do everything else except what you're suppose to be doing.
I like to procrastifake when I really don't wanna do something.
by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018
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Procrastifake

I don't need any associates that procrastifake, it's a waste of time.
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Procrastinaked

After you bathe and you don't get dressed or do anything. Just lay around like a piece of shit listening to music
I was supposed to go back out for groceries after I showed but I was procrastinaked
by Double Bs April 4, 2020
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Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.
I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!
by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020
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