The Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle is a proven law that states that the blood of a salamander can be placed inside of a human with no bad consequences. In fact over 300 Cambodians have 100% of their blood deriving from local salamanders. This new advance in medical technology is a promise for a bright future.
Thanks to the Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle, we can use salamander blood to help sustain humans.
by Vikram Chandrashakar January 5, 2008
Get the Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principlemug. Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.
Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.
As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
Get the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principlemug. The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017
Get the monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymologymug. The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!
Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
by anonymous July 22, 2023
Get the Diaper Principlemug. If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe
What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.
by Reverse Godzilla November 7, 2020
Get the GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principlemug. Osinski Principle noun
1. You are not finished your project; done is your relationship to the project. It is just a new release.
2. A concept asserting that the completion of a project is not a final endpoint, but rather a transition to a new phase; the project remains an ongoing endeavor with continuous improvements and updates.
1. You are not finished your project; done is your relationship to the project. It is just a new release.
2. A concept asserting that the completion of a project is not a final endpoint, but rather a transition to a new phase; the project remains an ongoing endeavor with continuous improvements and updates.
Example in context: "According to the Osinski Principle, releasing a version of the app doesn’t mean the work is done; it’s simply the beginning of the next iteration."
by Those who know = 💀 October 18, 2024
Get the The Osinski principlemug. When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010
Get the monkey principlemug.