preemie

-Short for premature ejaculation
-When a male releases sperm before intercourse

Dude, Norman totally preemied when he saw his mom changing through the window.
Jake laughed so hard at Ana's dildo incident that he preemied.
Rachel Tice is so hot I can't help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
Dean couldn't take his eyes off Cas while he was fighting. His sexiness sent shivers through Dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.

by faggots4breakfast April 13, 2013

Prayer

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

prebewb

Relating to or in the period preceding puberty, prepubescent.

The irc channel was suddenly flooded with over active prebewbs.

by jsplifer March 1, 2007

preeat

To eat hungry or not before a session of binge drinking.

I got my beer bong and a 1/2 gallon of vodka.
Joey's kegger is gonna kick ass.
I need to preeat so I don't pass out before midnight.

by banisadr December 28, 2008

Preege

To stab someone with your junk/dick

Guy 1 "Hey man, did you see John get Preeged by Will?'

Guy 2 "No, but did you see Bill preege Alice?"

Guy 3 "Ya man, that was some funny shit!"

by supafagal February 25, 2009

predexcellent

pretty excellent...

Nev: Hey bro, how you doin today?

Goat: I'm predexcellent man, goin dancing on the beach, shake ma hoofs ya know.

by The Dancing Goats April 22, 2013

predelection

A competition to predict election results, often for prizes or money

My friends thought I was crazy to think Michigan would go for Bernie in our predelection pool, but now, I'm $200 richer.

by CallDit June 17, 2016