a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.

Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!

preener by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

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preekend

The time period that starts after lunch on Friday and ends when the weekend starts.

Usually in this time period it is particularly hard to focus on work tasks and it is more likely that people are chatting, shopping online and/or doing other non-work related activities.

Erin: "What are you doing this preekend?"
Becky: "Going to to order christmas presents and catch up on my horoscope online. Want to meet up for a drink after work?"

preekend by guidbeck July 17, 2009

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Preece

Preece is a unique surname which traditionally refers to the tamer of unicorns. Preece’s usually come across strange when you first encounter them however are an attractive and intelligent breed of people with an excellent scene of smell. Preece’s are notorious due to their natural talent for defeating their enemies at staring contests; it is no surprise then that they will often settle their disputes this way.
It is a sad fact that Preece’s are becoming increasingly rare. The women being incredibly beautiful are married off and hence loose their surname. However a large percentage of the Preece population will remain celibate so that they can remain pure enough to for fill what some would consider their true calling of working with unicorns.

Child: Dad! Look at that unicorn, someone is riding it.
Dad: Ahh yes son. That'd be a Preece

Preece by Gashmaster2001 April 26, 2014

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