pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion

Gay man.

There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.

by spam javelin June 11, 2003

pooh-dollar

The dollar (or higher denomination) that having been shoved down one's pants and rubbed over the anal area is thrown down onto the ground for some ignorant fool to snatch and gloat over.

"Look at that asshole, he just grabbed my pooh-dollar!"

by Splinter April 28, 2003

Period pooh

A word a scary ass bitch says to act bold

Fr period pooh

by Middleschoolers3219 June 17, 2019

pooh eater

adj/noun -a tony.
- a human/thing that eats pooh
-a loser, freak, dickwad

Tony is the biggest pooh eater in the world

by minnnieee March 30, 2003

pooched

- feeling tired
- an empty bowl ;)

Damn yo, I was so pooched after work last night.

Shit man, that bowl's pooched. Top it up again.

by puclik June 17, 2003

Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

by Meeeeech April 4, 2007

Pooh

A pleasant fictional bear that manages to have all sorts of interesting adventures. His posse includes:

a young boy,
a rather emo donkey,
a lisping tiger that bounces,
a small, insecure pig and
a rabbit and an owl
as well as others, such as a kangaroo.

Despite all of these interesting characters in his life, the poor thing could dearly use the help of spell check.

Come on..."hunny"? Pwease.

Think, think, think!!

Pooh sighed, exasperated. "Oh bother. I need hunny."

by madame phoenix November 5, 2009