Poon

female genitals

i dropped a load with my wet noodle on that chicks poon

by hty June 12, 2003

Pooned

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

by FuckDIss July 3, 2011

Poon

A McDonald’s phrase for when people order nuggets stands for people order our nuggets

Damn Jared we just took a forty poon

by RealBigRed February 14, 2019

Pooned

Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.

"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."

by glockmaster flash September 30, 2005

POONed

to beat someone or to kick ass

Tristan Pooned Daniel at Video Games

by TristanM May 14, 2008

Pooned

A rather new dis in the online gaming world, which means, owned, or easy but insane kill. Its like the person who got pooned just got a big slap by the other person

Most people just say "pooned"

Damn man you just got POONED

by D3r3k May 19, 2005

Poon

A jerk, putz or schmuck, but literally a smelly unwashed vagina.

Damn that guy is a real poon. Look at him riding his bike on the sidewalk and he almost ran over that little girl. Such a poon why can't he ride it on the street with the cars like a real man?

by bug_jones July 30, 2010