Poored

To promise to do something and ignore any and all requests to follow through.

I was going to get someone to cover my shift at work and now when I try to reach Stephen to finalize plans he ignores all my texts and calls. I guess I got poored.

by Dr Wellington January 3, 2021

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Poole (Dorset)

Poole is a town next to Bournemouth filled with children who think they are very big and scary. Also the Crackheads that roam the town centre barking at people. I sadly live in this shithole please get me out.

'Poole (Dorset) is really nice' 'I don't want to be friends with you after saying that'

by JamieTranspotter October 27, 2023

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Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010

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russian poolett

The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.

Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.

by 2ace September 19, 2017

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Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

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