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pompt

pompt is an undefined action verb. it can be used in place of any other action verb in the english language. it is the ultimate in context-based definition. every use of pompt should be defined by its context. examples below should clarify.

pompt is also the base structure for a variety of noun, adjective and adverb derivatives, such as: (n) pompton, pomptor, pomptasm, pomptitude, pomptality, pomptation; (adj) pomptastic, pomptacular, pomptudinous, pomptalicious, pomptful, pomptatious; (adv) pompterrific, pompt(adj)+ly.
go pompt yourself.
let's pompt up some dinner.
pompt yourself on over here.
pompt the window, will you?

that pie was pomptastic.
pomptacular idea!
that girl was totally pomptatious.

hey, throw me the pomtpor.
by The Cinimod September 12, 2006
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Dirty Pompeii

The act of "blasting a dookie" on your partner's chest, right between the two knockers, untill it begins to run down to her neather-region rezembling the flow of lava down a mountain.
"Dude, i ate a double beef borito last night then i gave that chick a dirty pompeii"
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pompey

A dwelling place on the south coast of England. Famous for the inbreeding of its population, which numbers almost 200,000 yet is reckoned to be completely related through just three generations. The average age of pregnancy is 13 although that is just an average.

When the Pompey football team host a home game and as many as 1,000 Millwall fans turn up, it is reckoned that the average IQ of the city rises by as much as 30 per cent during those two hours.

Pompey inspired Charles Darwin’s theory when he returned from his famous voyage on HMS Beagle and wrote the Origin of Species. The people of Pompey were he reckoned the missing link. Knuckles trailing along the ground wearing grooves in the pavement seemed to bear this theory out.

It was following a bombing raid on Pompey that the British Government considered paying the Luftwaffe for making such great improvements to the city.
Pompey is city of slums and inbred inhabitants
by Alf Tupper July 29, 2008
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pompous moron

A stuck up idiot that has no right to be stuck up because they don't know what they are stuck up at. Also, A very annoying person
by Awesom-O 4000 June 15, 2004
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pompahawk

little known hairstyle combining aspects of the mohawk and pompador.
With a can of hairspray and a staticy comb, you too can fluff your ordinary mohawk into a pompahawk.
by rbell & smike March 15, 2003
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Pompeii Wake-Up Call

(pom-PAY)

Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.

Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
by G. I. Love August 14, 2009
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Pomplex

Fanny

The genital area of a womans body.
by Boy-Kun June 10, 2008
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