smoke a pole

give head

she can't stop smoking poles

by Anonymous November 20, 2001

Fair Pole

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

by ianzo6 May 28, 2006

pole biter

1 Homo;
2 male who sucks off another male

Bob is such a pole biter

by Mike Cimian April 21, 2003

pokie

a nipple that seeps through a shirt, t-shirt, dress, cloth. Generally most visible when nipples are hard, excited.

Did you check out what Britney Spears was wearing on Conan last night? You could see her pokies.

by yellow pimp October 3, 2004

pole call

The opposite to Booty call , for a women to call on a guy . for his 'pole'

i just broke up with my boyfriend , i might get him over for a 'pole call'

by JnOoSnHi June 16, 2009