half-your-age-plus-seven

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...

by SolF1729 June 18, 2011

Plus-Dome

Getting an extra good bj, from an extra good looking girl. It's basically just premium dome...

"I hit"
'what else?'
"Plus-Dome"
'say word?'
"And we got it on tonight!"

by if you read this you know me March 21, 2009

Plus to that

The dirty, eastern European version of "in addition to". Usually said by someone with an accent whose first language is clearly not English.

Hey Boris, get me some borscht. Plus to that, a glass of vodka you dirty commie.

by Boris from Chechnya October 6, 2009

Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

by cat55 October 23, 2010

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”

Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Marketable Plushie

Something that popular characters don´t want to be

P-Petah, don´t turn me into marketable plushies. AAA-

by Nichtionary September 25, 2020

plushdogs

Wealthy gay male couple. (could be married)

Tom: 'Have you seen Chris and John's new house?'
Mark: 'Ya it's beautiful! What a couple of plushdogs'

by James Torren September 30, 2008