pleading the 5th

To call in sick when actually hungover. Stems from the many people who call off on the 5th of July.

Michelle just called in sick, but I saw her at the bar at 1:30 last night... she's pleading the 5th.

by Leeny May 9, 2008

plopdrop

a piece of shit
or falling piece of shit

the dog left you a big plopdrop on the floor !

by weed king December 10, 2005

pladitudinous

tho little backround knowledge is known this orange dinosaur is extinct but we hope to learn about it in the future

Oh my god, we found a fossil of a Pladitudinous!

by prawn225 September 7, 2011

pladunk

The sound a poopy makes evacuating your hole quickly into toilet water.

The healthiest dumps always go pladunk, unfortunately a splash of soiled toilet water is followed up.

by Enright102208330:) April 20, 2014

Plord

A fine tasting jam made of snails and strawberries.

I like this toast but it needs some plord.

by Eeeeeeeeeeeee431442244 June 30, 2018

plead n' cry

The emoji sequence (🥺😭) which references the cursed emoji "Powercry". The feeling of intense sadness that will make your eyes cute n' glossy and your tears flow over when you cry.

Plead n' cry is what make you cry like a crazy child. 🥺😭

by El Vocabulario July 14, 2020

pulling my plod

To wind a person up....taking the piss

Alright mate I heard that Tottenham have signed Kaka "fuck off! your just pulling my plod"

by Genters October 20, 2008