porgasm

The feeling you get when you hold your pee in for the longest time and then you are finally able to go to the bathroom

aka ‘pee orgasm’

“I really needed to pee all day but I couldn’t because I was in the car for 3 hours”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”

by Mitch and Zoey June 2, 2018

Phorny

When you figure out your parents get horny because the p comes from parents and the rest is horny

Person 1: Dude I saw the puberty video and figured out my parents get horny
Person 2: Actually it is phorny

by MightyBeast July 8, 2018

Phonged

When you ask someone for something and that someone imediately denies you.

David: Can I play on the XBOX, please?
Junior: No.
David: Shit, I just got phonged.

by DiegoJD July 26, 2018

Phorophiphobia

The conditioned visceral fear of getting trapped while driving in random slow, soul-sucking 2-6 mph traffic on a specific stretch of freeway. Based on the terrible traffic on Interstate 405 in the west side of Los Angeles, extending from Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) to the San Fernando Valley (The Valley). Pronounced like 4-0-5-phobia.

It was 3AM and these UCLA girls wanted to go to Randy's Donuts, but Jerry's Phorophiphobia was so bad that he had to take Sepulveda the whole way, resulting in severe buzzkill.

by NotTheVenetian August 14, 2018

phrogsexual

Being sexually attracted to the frog that was in a few episodes of peppa pig.

"Do you want to date?"

"No, I'm phrogsexual."

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Phrog Dad

A phrog that wears a pink hat

Phrog dad has a pink hat

by F r o g November 4, 2020

pherging

sitting around pherge. this is a practice like Chinese checkers, but it uses large pieces of camel meat

and the two friends sat down, eating dumplings and pherging in the open air.

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020