Philistine

Someone who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things. No culture. .

"This all-inclusive resort is full of philistines. In the yoga class, no one can even touch their toes.

by miamimaria December 19, 2013

Pok-e-phile

Someone who likes Pokemon so much (like a pervert)

A: I like Pokemon.
(silence)
B: OMFG, you Pok-e-phile!

by History's Infinite Chronicles May 8, 2009

philistine

Hannah Montana & billy Joel

every piece of music or word that iscapes that pair of philistines facial orifices, which btw, should be cemented over at the earliest oppertunity

by Snarfy June 7, 2009

Philosophical Ejaculation

String of ideas or "facts" about the reasons behind life, religion, the human thought process, or the condition of humanity. Usually the product of intellectual masterbation. Usually occurs in bulk in "higher learning" classes such as psychology, sociology, government, or debate clubs. Should be realized that the thoughts and ideas generated with these classes are extremely unoriginal, despite how excited the student might be to stumble across an idea they think answers some social injustice.

Also, an approach to school related projects in class such as those listed above along with persausive essays. The idea behind this approach is to eat up word count or time requirements by filling the project with philosophical ideas and opinions that are unable to be proven. Also this approach has the added delusion that you are speaking intellegently about ideas that are important or will have some impact on society. Should be noted that it's not important, and will have no effect other than giving your proffesor a boner.

"Jacob's project in in sociology was about the way in which government interference prevents the course of social darwinism. It was really 10 minutes of him covering everyone with a giant load of his Phiosophical Ejaculation."

"After a session of intellectual masterbation about eugenics, Mr.Dillem and Mr.Arschol acheived simotaneous philosophical ejaculation, resulting in both of them believing that stupidity is a mental condition that is genetic."

"Human behavior theorums are pure philosophical ejaculation. You can't predict how people will act, which makes it unsurprising that the stock market failed. They pay people to produce math formulas so that they can blind side idiots into buying imaginary crap such as sub-prime mortgages."

by YurNotSoSmrt! May 1, 2010

philedelphia

another word for semen

(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)

Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O

You: It's philedelphia...i swear

by cheesypuff jr April 18, 2009

Phillestine

An insulting term for an uncultured person, usually said by posh people

Gordon: "I don't understand this painting at all".

Art Gallery owner: "Phillestine."

by murphoman May 25, 2010

Facebook Philosopher

An individual whose Facebook statuses are often chiched quotes such as "when in doubt, just take the next small step", "make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present", or "sometimes its hard to understand, but time tells truth." These give the impression that said Facebook user is wise, when in fact they are merely putting on airs.

A: "Wow, Jeff is pretty deep!"

B: "Nah, he's just a Facebook Philosopher"

by twentyXDsix July 31, 2009