While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.
John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.
by G-Man March 7, 2005
Get the vag pearl mug.The process of planting a tree that produces a pomaceous fruit of the Pyrus genus. This process can take 6 years, which gives you a lot of time to gain some courage and face your fears.
A: Ed got cold feet and chickened out on us.
B: He needs to grow a pear
A: Then he could make a fruit salad! I love fruit salad!
B: He needs to grow a pear
A: Then he could make a fruit salad! I love fruit salad!
by JavaJeff March 26, 2016
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a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle
When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!
Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls
Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls
Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008
Get the Clutching My Pearls mug.by Settie B October 26, 2006
Get the pearl jam mug.The ultimate act of ecstacy between lovers, upon which one, normally the male although it can vary, withdraws from the partner, and squirts their warm juices of love between the others eyes. Some claim it to be more satisfying than a blowjob, and more exhillerating than surprise sex.
by Trotskizzle December 4, 2007
Get the Pearl Shot mug.the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."
Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?
Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?
by tit obsessed wankophile February 28, 2003
Get the pearl necklace mug.A group of some badass mother fucking high school students in Ontario!!!!
They're all freaking awesome and have tons of spirit!
GO PATRIOTS!!
LBP WHAT!?
And obviously they're the best athletes of ALL TIME!
They're all freaking awesome and have tons of spirit!
GO PATRIOTS!!
LBP WHAT!?
And obviously they're the best athletes of ALL TIME!
by pearson.patriotttt(L) November 16, 2009
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