petters

Aussie slang for petrol.

Aboriginal one: Oi brudda, ya comin down to the waterin' hole for a sniff o' petters?
Aboriginal two: Nah brudda, I juss drunk a pint o' paint.

by severedheadstoner September 26, 2006

Armand Pettenon

someone who always talks about themselves and doesnt shut up about how nice he thinks he is. and always talks about how expensive his items area and is addicted to CHAT ROULETTE!

armand pettenon

by Karly C June 16, 2010

Petter paned

When ones nuts or PETTER gets hit with a pot or PAN.

Dude that guy just got Petter paned.

by Red october 666 December 14, 2009

Sweater Petter

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.

Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!

by Nubberboy January 24, 2010

petit goret

A little piglet from Quebec. Le Petit Goret is often eaten for suppers by Joe on the weekends. As opposed to la grande goret, which often wakes up beside la difference on the weekends.
handy enjoys carving le petit goret at pots lucks.

"Hey, Chrissss whats you have for supper this weekends? I had le petit goret, after I pounds la grande goret all weekends!"

by Gary Turner December 14, 2004

Petter

Going to the bathroom at an inappropriate moment.

-Where´s John?

-Oh, he´s gone doing a Petter.
-Goddamnit!

by MyXboxIsBroken January 25, 2011

Petits

Very small breasts. Cup size usually A or B.

Girl: Hey, wanna squeeze me?
Guy: Nice petits, but I think I'll go to Hooters instead.

by Up4Ownage March 1, 2010