Paralee

One who is as beautiful as an angel or goddess, kind, unselfish, lovely, sexy, and funny. The perfect girl.

I love Paralee more than anything.

by j0mammy January 29, 2005

pearl squirter

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Pearl

A beautiful, pure sole, is very affectionate. And gets hurt very easily; fragile.Is trust worthy and wont ever let you down in your time of need. A dependable and trustworthy friend.

Wow, i love that girl.shes just so..so..pure.
I know!, i do too. her names pearl!

by torie! O.o November 6, 2011

Pearled Oyster

Spreading one's butt cheeks to allow a breast to be placed between.

My girlfriend bent me over and gave me the old Pearled Oyster.

by ShakesEar January 8, 2013

pearl necklace

when a man shoots his load around a womans neck area (thus resembling a necklace) after wanking off over her, between her tits or getting sucked off. then she pretends to enjoy it but only cos it's better than getting the load in the mouth.

he gave me a pearl necklace, it was a narrow escape!

by purl neck-lace October 7, 2003

babe paralysis

A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.

Jon, suffered a bout of babe paralysis, rendering him a blabbering idiot when he turned and bumped into Olga, a Miss World finalist, at the airport in St. Petersberg.

by WarpFactorFive October 14, 2011

parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009