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Taxation without penetration

Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.
My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.
by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003
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Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.
You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!
by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011
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nostril penetration

(noun) The act of inserting a finger within one of the opening (naris) of one's nose with the apparent intent of removing mucus (otherwise known as picking one's nose) esp. when done in public.

A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.
OMG, do you see what Jerry is doing in that Taxi cab? He seems to be picking his nose.

Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.
by harmless drudge June 9, 2011
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Double penetration

When two penii enter a bodily orifice.
That whore got some double penetration last night motherfucker.
by DigBickBarry September 25, 2018
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Putlocker and Penetration

To invite a girl/boy round to watch putlocker as neither of you can afford netflix or amazon and/or cannot find a good film. However whilst watching the film penetration happens. This is alike its brothers: Netflix and Chill and Amazon and Anal.
Dave: Hey, wanna come over for some netflix and chill?
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration

Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018
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deep tongue penetration

A procedure performed by tongues of dimensions 5 inches or longer where the G-spot is stimulated until the point of orgasm

It can also be a term used for food.
"I just finished performing deep tongue penetration on my icecream and now my tongue is numb ," squealed Lucy.
by Lester the molester6969 April 8, 2018
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Ocular Penetration

Ocular Penetration is when a man pops out the eyeball of his victim, then proceeds to fuck the eye socket with his erect penis. This is sometimes confused to be skull fucking but they are two different sexual activities.
Most girls prefer a good Ocular Penetration right after church.
by Harold Ramis October 8, 2009
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