When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.
Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????
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The surname of a douche nozzle who has the the most active asshole in Indianapolis. Likes to have sex with midget blow-up dolls. Usually hangs out in front of elementary schools in an unmarked white van with lots of candy.
If a perverted midget ate mexican and chinese food for 3 months straight and then saw a proctologist, his last name would be Peckinpaugh.
by redskinsrule March 14, 2009
Get the peckinpaugh mug.When one is engaged in heated debate/argument online and seems to forget how to type properly, and so they hunt and peck in a furious manner, usually as fast as they can see the keys.
person 1: "How was the talk with your girlfriend last night?"
person 2: "Not good bro, she had me fury pecking"
person 2: "Not good bro, she had me fury pecking"
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pushed into societys language from some half awake chav,is generally stated when anyone does something remotley annoying. followd or associated with some swearing
pushed into societys language from some half awake chav,is generally stated when anyone does something remotley annoying. followd or associated with some swearing
boy1:*tapping pen subconciously*
random person stuck in last years phrases: will you just shut the fuck up , your pecking head lad.
random person stuck in last years phrases: will you just shut the fuck up , your pecking head lad.
by cilit bang April 14, 2008
Get the pecking head mug.A person who is such a wiener that they play games like ultimate frisby and raise money for charity, thinking this will lead to popularity. In actuality, they just become friends with other peckins. They are often seen in packs, creating what is known as a clusterpeckins, to protect their weak social standing and in the hope they can group together to form an average guy, they are also scared by the sight of females. They are often seen wearing sports trainers on nights out, ankle biter jeans, clothes from the 80's, fleeces that are too big and T-shirts from ASDA.
Max went to catch the frisby, while his dad Elsegood, bought a fleece from cotton traders, which was too big for him. In a father-son clusterpeckins.
This guy was wearing a real baggy fleece and had scuffy sport trainers on, what a peckins.
This guy was wearing a real baggy fleece and had scuffy sport trainers on, what a peckins.
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