precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

Precious Gem

A precious gem is someone who portrays excellent qualities all around. It is usually used in a sarcastic tone meaning that someone is just not up to par with the rest of the world.

Oh, isn't she just a precious gem.

by mehhhhah November 21, 2010

precious gibson

A thing obsesed with bands, and tv shows. BUT she is also a great friend and loves her pets more than she loves herself.

Damn, she is one Precious Gibson

by I.hate.u.1126 April 11, 2017

Precious tail

When a cat wraps or curls their tail around their body, as opposed to letting it hang away from them.

oooOoOoO come look at this kitty he is a perfect loaf with precious tail.

by KittyAddictSixtyNine December 31, 2020

precious game

similiar to slug bug. Precious has the same rules useing very over weight black woman.

I didn't know we were playing the precious game

by bushabushabusha June 10, 2010

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

Precious moment

The act of making a fool of yourslef in public.

Did you just hear that guy, he asked if everyone has ancestors!
Yeah girl that was a precious moment right there.

by CheshireCat78745 December 10, 2010