Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.

Go wash the dishes jou ma se poes

by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023

jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt

jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse

by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

by Deezos March 10, 2009

POES

A word used to describe how STUPID and Irrelevant someone is.
in simple terms "should no exist"

SeanR6 is a FAT POES

by Dumn Esports Players April 13, 2022

poe-ness

depressive or dark

That chicky at that dude's funeral was dressed in total poe-ness

by ajksdf ;lajklfkjnf October 10, 2007

Poes

A South African Slang/swear word.

Can be translated into “vagina”

Can be used in any sentence or situations, good or bad (mostly bad)

Don’t be a Poes

Your mothers Poes

It’s Poes cold outside

You’ll get a Poes slap from me

by Bjanks October 1, 2020

Poe

Someone who acts in an intentionally absurd or embarrassing manner, usually to poke fun at it draw attention to people who normally act that way in earnest .

That guy doesn't really believe in the flat earth. He's just a poe.

by Mote of Lobross June 20, 2018