Poor lmao

When you feel bad for someone but you still lmao

This guy really slipped off some stairs while google maps was watching him? Poor lmao..

by gdoga March 19, 2019

Filthy poor

The first definition ever. So fucking poor you eat your own teeth for food. This is 2021. To be honest it's worse than poverty and my heart goes out to you if you identify with being raised with this standard of living. In America, we need better ways to raise our people strong!

You're so filthy poor I'd give you my food from my lunchbox, because I don't need it!

by Thorshammer2021 September 1, 2021

poor boying it

When Jimmy Bloom from Elliot Lake, Ontario asks to see the on-sale Gamecubes, puts it in his cart then proceeds to run out of Zellers with a Gamecube in his arms, in a heat-score fasion. Later, after eluding police, the merchandise is pawned for a 1/4oz. of weed, and maybe some morphine and oxycocets.

That Jimmy Bloom is always poor boying it to score some weed and pills. Fucking schizo pill-head!

by Mr. Ass April 3, 2004

poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

Poor Ham

A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"

Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!

Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.

by J-Rawk October 8, 2009

Ew Poor

A joking way to make fun of your friends.

You have level 1 armor, Ew poor

by IdkboiX September 30, 2020

hood poor

The opposite of hood rich. Your credit has gone so horrendous that you can no longer buy the items that you desire and IRS is after your ass. You don't have any more cash to spare for weed. Your mom is enough of you and kicks you out of her basement.

Yo did ya hear my buddy Jerome is so fuckin' hood poor, nigga can't even afford a single shot last saturday

by Oriental Memes March 12, 2017