When Jimmy Bloom from Elliot Lake, Ontario asks to see the on-sale Gamecubes, puts it in his cart then proceeds to run out of Zellers with a Gamecube in his arms, in a heat-score fasion. Later, after eluding police, the merchandise is pawned for a 1/4oz. of weed, and maybe some morphine and oxycocets.
by Mr. Ass April 03, 2004
- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.
Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''
by Orange Tiger February 06, 2017
by IdkboiX September 30, 2020
Homeless person who chills in town center. They all have the same dog. Often seen in garments such as Cav Coats and slappy wristbands. Secretly love Sepultura...
by Sepulfuckintura July 29, 2008
"Why is Johnny wearing raggy old clothes? I thought he was the CEO of Apple!"
"He's poor-rich which means he dresses poor, acts poor, lives in a small house, and drives an old car but is still rich"
"He's poor-rich which means he dresses poor, acts poor, lives in a small house, and drives an old car but is still rich"
by luffyafk1 April 21, 2022
A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!
Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!
Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
by J-Rawk October 08, 2009
I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.
by eric_h June 26, 2022