Oprah Winfrey's Disease

When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.
Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.
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Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey can get this pipe
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go sue Oprah

in reference to how much Oprah has acquired monetarily, and really just needs to be sued
How much are those sub sandwiches? Well, go sue Oprah, those prices are just too high.
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oprah winfrey orgy

When you have an std and you have an orgy-
AND YOU HAVE AIDS! AND YOU HAVE AIDS! AND YOU HAVE AIDS! EVERYBODY GETS AIDS!

Oprah Winfrey orgy
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oprah winfrey syndrome

If you disclose anything bad about your life, a person with Oprah Winfrey Syndrome will say they had it happen to them too. One day a guest on the Oprah show disclosed being sexually molested Oprah disclosed that it had happened to her too. Another day a guest disclosed using Cocaine, and Oprah said she did too. I'm not saying that Oprah and other's with this condition are lying, but they always seem to have a story of hardship that is equal, if not worse, than the one you just told.
here is an example of the Oprah Winfrey Syndrome

Suzy: I don't know what I'm going to do I just lost my job.

Pam: Girl, I just lost my job too, and I found out I'm not eligible for unemployment!
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whole other Oprah

a way to say that's another story entirely; similar to can of worms; back in the day when the oprah show was all shock television one day it would be cheating husbands the next it'd be drug-addicted prostitutes
Y: Our boss is such a dumbster!
X: Did you hear about him asking out the new secretary???
Y: Yes...don't get me started!!! That's a whole other Oprah.
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Oprah Calls That Empowerment

When someone does something, like an physical or verbal exchange to get back at the person that is pissing them off.
Person: Today, I finally told this bitch to shove it up her ass after she's been harassing me in front of my friends for weeks.

Friend Response: Oprah Calls That Empowerment
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