money

A powerful substance. A man's ability to get into pretty much any woman's pants is strongly correlated to the amount of this substance that he has.
I wish I had as much money as that guy. Even though he's a total douchebag, he's going home with a different woman from this bar pretty much every week.
by great success May 06, 2010
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Money

A standard, nonviolent means of exchange.
It is a better alternative to bartering, through which values are relative. It also keeps exchange away from the point of a gun.
Money is a means to almost any end. Therefore, it itself cannot be the root of evil, but it cannot be the root of good either.
In the United States, money is represented by the American Dollar ($).
by Hank Reardon July 30, 2010
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Moneyed

Losing a small fortune because you are supporting a clique or a female with expensive tastes.
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money

That which allows one to obtain alcohol.
"I just got paid money! Now I can obtain a dump truck of tequila!"
by Outrigger May 08, 2007
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Money

by Fagina L. Ic Er. July 29, 2003
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Money

When you do something awesome. Usually pertaining to the sport of basketball, like, when you shoot a nice shot. Or when you bet a shot goes in before it actually does
I am soo fucking money!
(Throws A Sweet One-Handed Hookshot 3 pointer) "Money!!!!"
by Seanz May 25, 2004
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Money

In a future tense; Going to be good.
In the present tense; good
In the prederate tense; was good
Yo man. This party is gonna be money!
by timmy "t-b0ne" Lake December 02, 2004
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