butt ass nake on the turl

a crazy shit so brutal the only option is to take off all your clothes

person 1: what took you so long?
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

ass seen on TV

What they pixelize when someone moons da camera.

If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Ass cheeks on ah white tee

Stank like your white tee after a lap dance at a ratchet strip club

Boi that shit stank like ass cheeks on ah white tee

by Narii July 1, 2024

produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

A game that just came out in yourmomspussydick 2046 produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

let's play this game you cunt
ok let's play produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator

by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023

Ass gasket cling-on

Papery material that sticks to your genitalia during defecation in a public restroom when using a toilet seat cover.

Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.

by That island guy April 16, 2021

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021