Oleta

Oleta: wings.
A quiet girl of poetic disposition, and lovely features. Most often found to have a talent in writing. Found contradictivly at local hardcore shows.

"Hey man, did you check out the chick selling t-shirts at The Chariot show?"

"Yeah dude, she was totally oleta."

by Sara the Swan February 12, 2009

Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.

Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."

by DylAndy August 22, 2011

cheese omelette

A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.

"OMG you just cheese omelette'd that bitch."
"Look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette."

by The Sweetness December 17, 2007

Fancy Omelette

When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.

: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."

by Britsnips&katstacks March 17, 2017

Pasadena Omelette

When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.

Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"

Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"

by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018

making the mother of all omelettes here

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.

Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"

by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022

German Omelet

Where an omelet is taken to a circle of men who ejaculate on it. The last person to cum on the omelet has to eat it.

Circle Jerk Omelet, Cum Cake, German Omelet

by ember69 August 3, 2010