wanks off

jerks off, jacks off, shakes hands with the governor, spanks the monkey, etc.

see "Prick up Your Ears"

by Fletcher Cox December 7, 2004

Off the pier

"Whenever someone is going to do something crazy."
Coined by Steezy Kane after jumping off the Santa Monica pier twice as a stunt for his youtube channel

Steezy if you're reading this I love you

"Yo Alejandro, your dick's off the pier!

by my butt itchy June 27, 2021

Bunking Off

British term for skipping school; participating in truancy; playing hooky.

During 2005/06, DfES defined a persistent truant as a pupil who missed 20 or more days classed as unauthorised absence. Children often refer to it as "doing a bunk", "bunking off" or "skiving".

by Luke Thompson August 6, 2007

better off

without some1 or something, you or your life will be better

It is usually better off alone.
Everyone would be better off without coke.

by Bai LI September 13, 2007

Peeled off

To run away from something, very quickly, either in escape of violence, or police.

"When I saw that tall nigga comin' after me, I peeled off."

by J-From-Brooklyn September 11, 2009

Vanned Off

In horse racing, a horse is carted away from the track because it couldn't finish the race due to injury and is unable to walk on its own.

For humans:

To be physically carried from a bar or party by friends, bouncers, local authorities, and/or random people because of great intoxication and the inability to walk. Person is then placed into a vehicle and driven away.

To be taken away in a police van from a party, bar, or for general hell raising.

I had to be vanned off last night after drinking 20 shots and passing out on the hotel lobby floor.

by Wedemeyer October 18, 2009

off the dial

Something so awesome, amazing and unbelievable that it is known as "off the dial!" When something is off the dial it rates beyond what the dial can measure. Sometimes shortened to OTD or even OTFD (off the f*ckin dial).
Must be said with exclamation marks!

Some people may respond with "Dude, you need to recalibrate"

That guy's off the dial!

You did WHAT? You're off the DIAL!

by CTOndracek December 4, 2010