Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.

She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.

by AmyLane July 19, 2023

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

Soap eating

When the song soap by Melanie Martinez plays so you eat soap.

DoNt EaT sOaP- crankthatfrank on soap eating

by Ezratheshookmo May 15, 2018

Soaping the Pope

The accidental act of getting soap stuck in the urethra of an uncircumsized penis ; as an erect uncircumsized penis resembles the hat of a pope.

Steve, what was all that noise coming from the bathroom?

Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!

Word: Soaping the Pope

by ThePopeSoaper March 12, 2011

snatch soap

It is soap used primarily for de-funking ones snatch. It can be used in conjunction with other soaps to remove the spicy nature of ones undercarriage.

Damn! Did you use that snatch soap?

by Dr Cornelius Higginbotham June 2, 2015

Soap-take

n. When, during soap operas and some sitcoms, a character stares off-screen until the scene ends and commercials begin.

Doctor: Steve, the tests have come back, and... I don't know how to tell you this, but Alan isn't really your son.

Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*

by Godofgamers September 9, 2009