boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.

Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!

by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004

Boner

1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs

1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!

by Awf uck May 14, 2014

Boner

A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate

I have a boner did

by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021

Boner

I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.

Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.

by i made a mistake October 29, 2019

boner

a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend

popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.

by Texas Man October 21, 2017

bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)

I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Boner

A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.

Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?

by Mkejne April 2, 2020