nine months' notice 

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

nine months' notice by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007

nine iron 

A woman that is like a 9-iron. good from 100 yards.
good from far, far from good

She seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron

nine iron by anonymous January 19, 2004

Nine to Five 

When you are out partying and you bring home a girl that is a nine, but you wake up the next morning and she is a five laying in the bed next to you. You just experienced a nine to five.

Joe thought he brought home a fine bitty from the club last night, but when he woke up, there was a five in his bed. Joe got nine to fived.

Nine to Five by the devine one April 24, 2011

nine-eleveny 

The adjective form of events/images/sounds reminiscent of 9/11.

"Did you see the movie Cloverfield? So nine-eleveny."

nine-eleveny by Melinda Howard Flores February 1, 2008

Nine Inch Nixon 

The term for a man of better than average quality in the crotchial region. Usually at least 9 inches.

You know, they call me nine inch nixon.

Why's that?

*Unzips pants*

*Gasp!*

Nine Inch Nixon by BigNinjaJoe December 15, 2011

nine percenter 

Someone who identifies with being racially white. Also known as a Niner. The nine percent being the number of white people estimated to be in the world

You sure about him./He looks a little on the dark side.
No sweat, he's a Niner. nine percenter

nine percenter by Schlimm Jim April 24, 2016

nine six four three eight it 

This term refers to having to take a dump.... usually refered to when a group of girls is around other people and does not want to inform everyone in the room about their intentions, just the girls shes with. This term can also be refered to "9 6 it." Thought to be originated at Bowling Green State University in the Harshman-Bromfield dorm.

"Hey! I just ate at the New King Buffet and now I really have to nine six four three eight it... wanna join?"

nine six four three eight it by orphan of STD's! April 2, 2009