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Nerdfest

A crazy gathering of the nerdiest people you can imagine, usually taking place in the basement of one of the aforementioned nerds. Crazy things will go down when these nerds get together, with the violence and insanity of cesium exploding inside the toilet of a well-known celebrity.
Jerry: That nerdfest last night was insane!

Bob: Yeah! When we play Trivial Pursuit, we play it HARD!
by birdman-vladimir November 29, 2010
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Nardledangers

Steve: Hello Shmuley...
Shmuley: The fuck did you just call me?
Steve: You heard me.
Shmuley: Look Steve...getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far. I won't stand for it!
Steve: Your mom stood for it.
Shmuley: Steve, I now have no choice but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. Get ready, pal...your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!
by single.stak9 January 17, 2019
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Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.
Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.
by Outofatent October 19, 2013
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nerble

i was nerbling in the fortress
by Sarah & Mark January 21, 2005
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(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)
by alikatt333 January 8, 2009
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needle nazi

a racist skinhead or member of a white power group (such as Nazi Low Riders and PENI) who is an I.V. Drug User. Used in Southern California.
The liquor store got robbed last night by a couple of Needle Nazis. They probably needed money for their next fix.
by SonOne May 26, 2007
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nerdie

Something beyond the normal geekiness or nerdiness which needs to be emphasized with further word length (i.e. "nerdy" is too short for something so geeky). Can also be used in "geekie".
"That was so nerdie that I'm spelling it with an "ie" at the end, so there!!!!"
by Bob Smoot February 10, 2008
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