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Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.
Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows
by Steve finklemanburg October 8, 2019
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King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.
When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.
by funatwork1 December 8, 2021
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Napsgirl-isms

The characteristics of being a hoe. It is usually seen as having an unsatiable craving of cock, perpetrating the act of sending nudes which have your face in them and having a shrill, squeaky voice usually associated with the students of Naparima Girls High School
"That girl would be so great if it weren't for her napsgirl-isms"
by Suck my coco December 14, 2016
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pussy napkin

Someone who goes out of their way to commit actions that only a true pussy would do; a person who attempts to gain revenge in a pussy way after something meaningless has been done to them
"Hey...those kids hacked my facebook. Let's sue them in court." - Pussy

"You're a fucking pussy napkin." - Lawyer
by PredatorDrk April 20, 2011
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napkin

derived from the word blumpkin. The act of receiving head while taking a nap.
"After she gave me blumpkin I became tired and took a nap. While I was dozing off, she began performing felatio again. She loves giving napkin.
by Big Seany September 4, 2007
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Napkiny

Something that induces female genital lubrication (to cream herself). In such a manner that she needs a napkin, to clean herself off.
"You need to learn this song. It's fucking napkiny."

"Damn that was a napkiny song. I need a towel."

"Robert and Kush are two Napkiny mothafuckas."
by Robert and Ankush November 3, 2006
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wet napkin

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.
shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!
by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010
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