Muttai

It means eggs. It is used to describe people who like eggs too much that they are addicted to it. If you see people doing hard core dru*s, nect to them this guy will be eating plain hard boiled eggs or drinking raw yolk. Dont try to talk to them, they will kill you and probably try to eat ur ba**s cause they look like eggs. They love eggs more than anything.

Guy 1: Bro theres a muttai over there
Guy 2: Dont go bro

Guy 1 *goes anyway* *dies* * muttai trying to eat the balls and eyes thing its eggs*

by friend_of_muttai April 9, 2024

Muttmind

Someone so upset they revert back into a primal, hunter-gather, animal pack mindset

or just become a sheep and start ignoring you

Bro: yo bro why you spammin that move
Upset Bro: waaaa waaaa waaaa (im tired of tryin imma just do what everyone else does)
Bro: stop being such a muttmind you bum

by Upward_ November 30, 2024

Matthias Fleur

“We’ll run away together, just you and me.” The cliches of red plastic cups, graffitied walls, and endless city lights are constants in his existence. Impulsive, daring escapades—born from the recklessness of youth—define his days. Judging stares and disapproving whispers from adults mean nothing to him; he thrives in the bitter frost of early mornings, feeling utterly free as though destiny bends at his will. His smile is a locked door, silently declaring, You don’t know me. You never will.

An unsolvable mystery, he draws others in with layers of complexity bound by time and wear, each detail enticing the curious to dig deeper. A guitar prodigy with the spirit of a rockstar, his fiery energy flirts with destruction. His aesthetic mirrors his essence: veiny clothing, buffalo Londons, and silver necklaces. He lives in the analog haze of walkman cassette players, and old vinyls, exuding a raw, unfiltered charisma. He is a fleeting yet unforgettable moment—a living enigma, impossible to pin down yet mesmerizing to behold.

“i wanna be matthias fleur so bad.” we get it.

by Matthias Fleur December 13, 2024

mutthurt

when an American gets butthurt because his delusions about American exceptionalism doesn't meet reality.

Trump commmented:

– BRICS is dead.

BRICS is still alive and many Americans get mutthurt.

by sodamn February 14, 2025

Matthias

He is the goat, better than lebron, better than playboi Carti, better than every one on earth. He is simply the best friend anyone can ask for. He is nice to me.

Hey did y'all see Matthias

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025

Matthias's Mindblowers

There are three mind blowers like the three amigos.

Mind blower one: when you leave school and take a nap
Mind blower two: when you can't find your phone but find it in the place where you leave it
Mind blowers three: when you get some tacos this is my order: guacamole, refried beans, black beans, lettuce, carne asada, pico de gallo, cilantro, two full limes squirted all over 4 of my special tacos

I just experienced one of Matthias's Mindblowers(tm) it made my life complete

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025

Muttiholic

Someone who is so obsessed with Mutti tomatoes to the point they do crazy things like get a tattoo of it, use the cans as art or horde it in their garage.

I confess, I’m a Muttiholic. Mutti for breakfast, Mutti for lunch, Mutti for dinner.

by David Cosgrove June 17, 2025