When a friend farts in front of a fan in the hopes that the fart will travel a long distance to reach a small target, normally another persons location: the gastrointestinal equivalent of a Hail Mary in football...
Steve was on the couch and I passed him a Hail Marty in front of the box fan, I was already in the other room when he got it. Score!
by Captain Donkey Cheese November 20, 2013
Get the hail marty mug.(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
by BradTheChad November 29, 2017
Get the Sharty Marty mug.A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.
The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.
by UncaMo November 23, 2020
Get the Wal-Martyr mug.one who claims they have a big dick isn't called Marty most of the time and just uses it as a nickname.
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Get the Marty Story mug.A martyr is a person who dies fighting for what they believe in. A martyr can either kill themselves or be killed.
In the 19th Century, a woman in England named Emily Davison (A member of the suffragette party) becamame a matryr after killing herself by jumping infront of horses at the "Epson Derby".
Martyrs gain a lot of sympathy by the public for preforming such an act which is one of the main contributing factors as to why they do it in the first place.
In the 19th Century, a woman in England named Emily Davison (A member of the suffragette party) becamame a matryr after killing herself by jumping infront of horses at the "Epson Derby".
Martyrs gain a lot of sympathy by the public for preforming such an act which is one of the main contributing factors as to why they do it in the first place.
by Acdc2693 December 1, 2007
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