Wal-Martyr

A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.
The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.
by UncaMo November 24, 2020
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Knitten

When you are brushing your cat or cleaning up the random fur in your house and you end up with enough fur for a whole other cat.
Not only did the brushing provide one, but I found two more Knittens under the bed.
by UncaMo April 26, 2017
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