UncaMo's definitions

Wal-Martyr

A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.

The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.

by UncaMo November 23, 2020

Knitten

When you are brushing your cat or cleaning up the random fur in your house and you end up with enough fur for a whole other cat.

Not only did the brushing provide one, but I found two more Knittens under the bed.

by UncaMo April 25, 2017