muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015

Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

Muppet Face

A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.

Clariise used to really a hottie. Now she has turned into just another muppet face bitch.

by jumpin george September 13, 2013

Muppet Necking

Shoving your hand so far up her ass you use her like a muppet.

She really enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much, for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

Muppet'ed

Being so fucked up, you feel like a fucking muppet.

"How was that gravity bong hit?" "...holy shit i'm muppet'ed"

by zjob September 28, 2011

muppet fart

A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.

Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.

Eat a dick ya muppet fart.

by Muppet Fart June 27, 2016

muppet shower

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

by Lo-G January 3, 2008