there's a midget in the basement

having a tiny penis.

girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.

by Tessie H. October 11, 2010

gay korean midget porn

When those damn gay Korean midgets fuck on camera. The leader of North Korean loves making and watching this genre of porn. If you like this you're based.

I love watching "gay Korean midget porn" on the hub when I'm turned on.

by JJL124 February 27, 2023

Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Two Midget Booty

a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!

See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006

Mudded Cheese Pussy

Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.

"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"

by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

midget

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me

by Bouf October 13, 2004

Mudgey

A complimentary description of a body type, generally male, which features a moderate layer of fat concealing underlying muscles. Mudgey men may play club sports, but don't make fitness and a healthy diet their top priority. As a result, they have a moderate level of fitness but do not present a chiseled appearance.

You should call Joe to help you move, he never goes to the gym but he's mudgey - he could definitely help you with the heavy stuff.

by Elevenisacharm May 2, 2015