mud fudge

a shit so bad that you and anyone around you needs to shower afterwards, while in the shower, washing your asshole, you get the left over poo that didn't come out with the toilet paper under your fingernails.

A sack-a-poopie shared with everyone.

Steve had a mud fudge and now I need to wash my hair.

Wow, what a mud fudge. Now everyone needs a shower.

Tom's mud fudge ruined my suit. Tom's such a sludge-slinger.

I had mud fudge and no one was there to share it with me so I got mad. Then I cleaned the walls.

by Josh Whitmarsh April 19, 2006

mud-paw

The act of wetting ones finger, rolling it in powdered cocaine, and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person, with the intention of causing a non-consensual high in the sleeping party.

Don't fall asleep face-down at John's house - you'll get mud-pawed!

by ITCHESnOES September 6, 2011

mud musik

down south music. music from da duuurty south.

aka mud musik

i'm leanin on dat mud musik. especially dat flocka

by Jake 17 November 19, 2011

mud fap

When a female defecates on her hands and proceeds to use her hands to pleasure a man in the groin region.

"Yo, Katy gave me the nastiest mud fap last night!"

by HunterMurph97 June 16, 2015

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

Push Mud

To take a dump

Man, I gotta go push mud

by The Doh Man August 20, 2016

Mud Rocket

a turd that just shoots out of your anus while pooping without any effort of squeezing it out.

Cole: Man, I just had a nasty mud rocket poo.
Cody: Ew you sick little monkey.

by block bros. June 13, 2011