Mooch

An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.

Hey look, that mooch’s height is under 9000 (and shrinking)!

by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009

mooch

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.

Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Moosh

MOOSH is an official key word that Olga Kay uses in her show on youtube
The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.

"Moosh!"

by ZoeLoveTheatre April 17, 2010

Mooch

Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.

regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"

wash rinse repeat.

by beansbeans123 June 18, 2010

mooch

1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you're not sure really what to do

1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching

2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don't know, let's just mooch.

by kathryn!!! September 18, 2007

Moosh

MOOSH is an official key word that Olga Kay uses in her show on youtube
The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.

Goodbye you guys. MOOSH! -Olga kay

by Coordinatedclutz April 14, 2010

MOOSH

MOOSH is an official key word that Olga Kay uses in her show on youtube
The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.

At the end of every olga kay video Olga shouts, MOOSH!

by MalloryRAY!! April 14, 2010