(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).
1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!
2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
by affidavid April 23, 2006
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During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH
by Buzzie July 27, 2006
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an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009
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by Bushman4244 December 24, 2008
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by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007
Get the more fun than a barrel of monkeys mug.1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"
2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
by the_rorz August 5, 2009
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They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.
by louis October 17, 2001
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