Jew Mongler

Someone who acts like a Jewish person, but in fact isn't Jewish.
A man or woman who is as greedy as like a Jewish person.

Ex1. Oliver refuses to donate his own money for the Haiti Relief.

"Oliver, stop being such a Jew Mongler!"

Ex2. Jason shops at Walmart to save himself time and money. Jason is in fact, a Jew Mongler.

Ex3. Chase and Horace are sharing a book to study from. Chase pulls the book closer to him so HE can read it better. Chase is in the act of being a Jew Mongler

by PolishJew February 3, 2010

Dish Monger

An person who repeatedly hoards used and unsanitary dishes in a confined space, that are rank, spoiled, and contaminated with disease. A Dish Monger does not have the ability to discard such items.

The dish monger named Rozzi, left spoiled milk for two weeks in her room.

by Lomyr September 13, 2011

pussy monger

one who flagrently disregards all morals and social barriers sorrounding a woman's intamacy; a person who will perform any sexual act to a female anywhere, anytime.

damn, she's goin out with joe! forget it, he's such a pussy monger. there won't be anything left by the time you get it.

by bagheera187 February 15, 2006

soup monger

A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!

He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.

Soup Monger was being such a dick, he fielded three of my threads this week alone!

by kevin horan October 29, 2009

Tana Mongeau Shit

It means you lie a'lot in a short period of time

Dude you must be on some Tana Mongeau Shit cause I don't believe a word you're saying.

by Yvhv February 15, 2017

Mongler

The word mongler means, thief or to steal.

"the mongler mongled my mongling utensils"

by Sid Haltiwanger May 13, 2008

Monzerath

A Monzerath is very small, has the wrath of a million bears or have the courage of a peanut. A Monzerath can be feisty and some what annoying at times, but all in all a Monzerath can kill you in an instance with a single stare of hate.

That chihuahua is a Monzerath

by G3TRektM8 September 8, 2016