Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned

My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.

by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

mobile mouth hug

Getting oral pleasure(head) while driving down the road.

You want me to give you a mobile mouth hug while you drive me home?

by PureHeaven January 29, 2023

Mobile Shade

When you purposely drive next to big trucks or 18 wheelers on the freeway to avoid the blinding light from the sun. It requires limited traffic due to having to pace next to the vehicle.

Yea man it was such a scorcher today, luckily on my way home I found some mobile shade on route 6.

by Frostedbutts October 4, 2010

Mobile Task Force

These bitches have the tinyest dicks out of any SCPF on Roblox, but RRT takes the smallest dick award. MTF rely on cheap petty tatics that involve them whining to SID to buff their guns until it's a minigun that 1 shots. *cough cough CreepySins cough cough*

Mobile Task Forces have aids

by hulkatron66 June 16, 2020

Mobile Legends

A game which is better than all noob games and is better then lol and vainglory.Trust me all good games are named mlbb

Mobile Legends is so great....QUIT LOL

by Xenoxix Creations June 11, 2018

Mobile Coffin

Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.

Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."

by DefMasterG March 2, 2010