Misfortune

Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless

He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.

by NotConorMcGregor January 31, 2018

Mitton

A dirty little family. Often incest. You are likely to see a Mitton family in your life. Please avoid at all times.

Oh shit there's a Mitton

by ThatUnknownGuy May 16, 2014

Milfordspectophobia

The feeling that somewhere, somehow, the world's most transparent rapist is watching you.

Sufferers of Milfordspectophobia might believe that Ceiling Jack is watching them masturbate.

by majorwalrus April 23, 2010

Rey-mito

An awesome guy, who is Rey!!! he is king of everything happy; a funny dude who all the girls want; a chaucu who seduces the mujeres with his espanol

Te amo,Remito

by La Shaka August 4, 2003

Milford

a collection or gathering of attractive young to middle age mothers who guys want to bone.

The PTA meeting was referred to as a Milford

by Rod Munch August 11, 2003

Wheel of Misfortune

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.

Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.

by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015

Mittocrats

Reagan Democrats that now support Mitt Romney

Lee Iaccoca a long time Democrat is now suppporting Mitt Romney so he is now a Mittocrats

by ConservativeRep October 23, 2012