midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

by bt February 20, 2003

Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

Midget errands

When "little people" have to run errands in the real world.

Aw she's running little midget errands

by Kinny/Kenneth July 10, 2011

Midget Spin

To have sex with a midget (dwarf, elf, small person, mini-me, etc.) by lying flat, positioning them on your cock and spinning them until you cum.

"I see you have a kid, how'd that work with her tall father?"
"We did a midget spin"
"...Wanna go for a spin?"

by DRCBTS December 31, 2008

walk the midget

an incognito way of telling your lady friend you would like to have sex.

"Hey baby, do you want to walk the midget?"

by topsy crets December 1, 2007

Midget Porn

Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .

Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"
Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"
Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"
Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"
Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"
Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"
All: "Franny, your sick!"

by -peslo- January 28, 2008

Midget spinner

Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.

I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.

by swag_rabbit69 May 25, 2017