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Mental Cycle

A more accurate name for the menstrual cycle in highly strung females. A lot of women will simply get on with it, however there are a significant proportion that just go full on fucking crazy. Experiences vary, but phrases such as "DON'T speak to me like that!!" and "Oh, well why don't you just fucking LEAVE if I'm so hard to live with!!" are common.

Men are expected to accept this, or they will suffer horribly. These women use the fact that they are menstruating, have just menstruated or are about to menstruate as a kind of "get out of jail free" card, which leaves them free to be psychotic bitches without fear of reprisal, which makes people hate them more and more all month long.

As a bystander to this train wreck, expect screeching, expect tears, expect no sex and expect to want to kill someone more than you ever have before.
"John, do you wanna go do something?"
"Daz, it's midnight! What do you expect us to do?"
"I don't care, my missus is in the middle of her Mental Cycle, so if I don't leave the house, I'll kill the bitch in her sleep"
by MagickDio March 6, 2010
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catcher's mentality

having the catcher's mentality means doing whatever it takes to get your team the victory
catcher's mentality-Kyle Dodson
by likeaboss1233216 May 26, 2011
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How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.
How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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Mentai

Japanese cartoon porn featuring a cast of strictly males ranging from young boys to old pedophiles.
Guy 1: "Hey, check out this mentai!"
Guy 2: "Dude, stop being gay."
by KPMDiver December 30, 2009
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Mental Mono

The act of using as much of your sick time as possible when you know you are leaving your present job and knowing that you will not be paid out for your sick time. This results in you being out sick for an extended period of time. Due to the long absence you claim you have mono. There is a two week minimum requirement for mental mono.
"Is Dave okay, he has been out sick for awhile?"

"He is fine, he has had mental mono since Penn State offered him the job."

"Good for him, way to burn up his sick time."
by Dave Pennell January 15, 2009
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mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )
I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon
by Lord Buck February 23, 2009
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