a term used to make fun of a rookie, or person who is new and/or should be treaded like a rookie. An Object that newbies can obtain.
by mets47 October 29, 2010
A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.
Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.
…Good god.
…Good god.
by Don’tblamethewings-youdidthis! February 15, 2023
Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020
A game in which you play street fighter 2 with a friend and you are bound to a specific ruleset, you have to choose Ken or Ryu. When the match begins both players must perform the 'hadoken' move consecutively until someone fails. The end goal is to see who wins but the real fun is to see how many times you can play until your thumb goes numb.
Friend1: Hey man, i'm having the last cookie.
Friend2: No, I am.
Friend1: Finger-melting it is then. Who ever"s thumb goes numb first wins.
Friend2: No, I am.
Friend1: Finger-melting it is then. Who ever"s thumb goes numb first wins.
by illfish February 03, 2018
by Thunda J June 25, 2008
The female version of a Dutch oven. When a woman with a fishy smelling private area, whether she knows it or not, puts a partners head under the covers in a bed for oral pleasures.
Man, I was messing around with this girl last night, and when I lifted up the covers to go down she gave me a tuna melt.
by Chaos31 April 02, 2012
When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
by Da Man July 16, 2004