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Megan

Megan is another word for perfect. The root of the word comes from ancient fairy world, where perfect beings were called MEGAN not many of them survived throught time but some are still among us.
People wish that every fiber of their being was Megan.
by theonewiththeeyes July 11, 2010
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Megan

A girl who is extremely bipolar and is always going after guys while she has a boyfriend. She's a cheater, a whore, ugly, her vagina smells like an oyster bar and she has an awkward smile. People feel bad for her boyfriend and want nothing to do with her.
Hey your girlfriend was pulling a Megan the other day
Dang...what a slut
by slutsgohome September 5, 2011
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Megan

Megan is a name for a very beautiful, intelligant, and over all completly amazing girl who is as close to perfect as posible. She can do absolutly anything she puts her mind to. Megan's tend to be very self conscience, and think somewhat lowly of themselves. Its nearly impossible how to covince a Megan how amazing she is. Megans are very fast learners in almost everything. They are excellant kissers and they love with all of themselves.
Man: Isnt that girl a bit young for you?

Other Man: No she is a Megan, and Megans are too amazing for age to matter.
by cdy June 4, 2009
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Megan

A Massive, Talkative, Unsanitary, "Waste of Space" Waste Yute.

See Waste Yute
Gosh, Megan sure is the biggest Waste Yute ive ever met. I might place a sack of my own Poo next to her face when she wakes up tomorrow.
by XxXxXSnYpez489XxXxX August 8, 2011
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Megan

A whining wannabe slutty bitch. Everyone hates her and she has no friends. Super clingy and swears at everyone to act cool when really shes just a stupid loser. Big ass liar who trys to be sexy and lusted for but ends up being hated and laughed at.

Often upsets loads of people for copying them and backstabbing them. Spills everyone's secrets and cant keep her mouth shut. Trys to act all cool and gangsta but ends up looking retarded.
Kerry: I hate megan
Julia: Omg, So do I
Tracy: Me too
Keisha: Shit, me three
Joy: Oooh I hate her

Amber: Everyone does
Danielle: Obviously, she's a two-faced lying slutty bitchy retard
All: Deffo agree
by LaLaSexyWhon December 11, 2011
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Megan

the easiest whore you'll be able to spread her legs. a total bitch to people around her with the worst smile.
that Megan sure sucked his dick fast into dating
by meganisugly September 7, 2013
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Megan

Some loser that likes to bully everyone. Megan is a very annoying person and has a laugh that sounds like spongebob's. She also has severe acne and tries to make her boobs bigger with push-up bras but fails dramatically. Everyone talks about how big her nose is. She is very unfaithful to boyfriends she has. She also likes to backstab her friends constantly.

guy 1: ew, megan is nasty.

guy 2: yeah, i know. Her nose is huge!
guy 1: ew, megan is nasty.

guy 2: yeah, i know. Her nose is huge!
by beotcchhh February 20, 2013
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