Matting

Projectile vomit while running down the hall. Usually followed by "Don't worry I'm ok. I just ate some bad food."

Man, did you see that guy last night? He was Matting EVERYWHERE!!

by juselover November 28, 2010

Mashing the Banana

a term used to describe the act of vigorously stroking the penis at a pace that generates a ‘mashing’ sensation. Also closely related to 'mashin the nana'.

Hey, where'd Cody go?
He's off Mashing the Banana no doubt.

by tripppers October 24, 2011

Matting

1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".

1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."

by zeeniox July 12, 2011

marting

A footballer which is well known for being injured! Basically as much use as a bag of bollox

Don't select that player in your team he's Marting

by Millsie! May 14, 2016

Massingham

The more elegant way of saying ' Massive Ham'. People with this surname tend to have large penises or vaginal regions. It is also a used in naughty expressions post-sex to compliment the other sexual partner.

Person 1: So what did you do last night?
Person 2: ( whispers) i had a Massingham
*chuckles*
Person 1: Oh lucky you!

by chazthebaz August 26, 2016

Matting

Being a flake, the act of saying you will do something and then not doing it

I was supposed to meet Jimmy at Chuck E. Cheese but he's Matting me.

by anthonyman November 25, 2019

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020