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by mantisguk March 19, 2019
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Mantis

Mantis is a person who sucks cock for a $1. He likes dressing in women's clothes and often gets his cock out to old men. Don't be a mantis.
He was flashing in the park,
oh he must be a mantis.
by Dotty89 October 7, 2020
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Mantis

Mantis is a person who sucks cock in hell. He likes dressing in women's clothes and often flashes his cock at old men.
He was flashing people in the park. Oh he must be a mantis.
by Dotty89 October 7, 2020
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Mantis Sacanicus

Horny Greek man who can only read in kinks.
Hello, my name is Mantis, and I read "pies" as "piss."
You just pulled a Mantis Sacanicus right there.

All Greeks are horny. We are having a horny wave spread all across Greece.

"Greece's no. 1 export is porn."

-Plato
by Lima Bean the Horny October 25, 2020
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Mantis Shrimp

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
by xenoscum January 12, 2021
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Mantis

The female equivalent to a male "bull" in a cuckold scenario. The mantis is a dominant female that has sex with the hot wife and occasionally pegs the cuckold husband as well. Normally a part of humiliation play towards the cuckold. Just as the namesake decapitates her mates, the mantis emasculates the cuckold during play
Marie loves her role as a mantis when she plays with married couples.
by Lady Marie 69 August 29, 2021
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Mantis

you're wearing it rn.
I once wore a hoodie made by Mantis and suddenly I became a millionaire!
by Amorrr February 25, 2022
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