Macie

A girl that is very secretive about stuff..... and is SUPER BEAUTIFUL she is really good at volleyball and is friends with a lot of people. And everyone loves her. She also won't tell anyone who her crush is. and that has boys falling for her. and she is really funny.

boy: ooooohhhh who is that..?!?
girl: oh that Macie she on my volley ball team
boy: wow.. she is pretty but I'm to scared to talk to her
girl: wow I've know you for years and you never said that about me
boy:....
girl; THATS IT *walks off*

boy: jeez Macie must be the pretty girl in the world!?!

by Pretty boy?!? November 30, 2017

Macguire

Man of many facial expressions. Hilarious! And really stands out in a crowd. Macguire also know as Macky are really tall! They can be spotted for miles away. Everyone loves Macguire! People want to be Macguire. A beacon of light, a needle in a haystack, a diamond in the rough.

Macguire, duck!

by Dooney September 29, 2019

Machuca

is a 2004 Chilean film written and directed by Andrés Wood. Set in 1973 Santiago during Salvador Allende's socialist government and shortly before General Augusto Pinochet's military coup, the film tells the story of two friends, one of them the very poor Pedro Machuca who is integrated into the elite school of his friend Gonzalo Infante. The social integration project is headed by the director of the school Father McEnroe.

"Machuca" performed well in theaters in Chile, but failed to impress audiences elsewhere, particularly outside of Latin America.

by bootyshorts69 June 25, 2009

is maciej gay

Absolutely not. He is the straightest male of all.

Person 1: is Maciej gay?
Person 2: Bruh he straighter than both of us combined

by The Elite Council January 28, 2021

macintosh

1) Lets compare macintosh to an airline:

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

2) Here are some comments on one of the entries speaking in defence of macs:

"You may have used Macs at some point in your lifetime, doesn't mean you know everything about them. Stop spreading BS."

I probably know more than you, even though I use Windows:

Most software that is developed for Macintosh (other than the {shitty} OS itself) is written using Microsoft Visual C++ Cross-Platform Development Edition. Guess what? VC++CPE runs on WINDOWS ONLY! In other words, macintosh is the WORST choice for programmers/developers such as myself. kthx

""Adobe abandoned them" Yes, that's why they still actively develop Mac apps. What a steel trap mind you've got!!"

They still develop Mac apps, true, but guess what they use to develop them? Microsoft Visual C++ Cross-platform Development edition! (see what I mentioned about VC++ above)

"" that cant run any good programs." Macs started the desktop publishing revolution, were the first computers to run Excel natively, were the first computers to run Photoshop natively ... the list goes on and on."

But can they run command-line tools like most other OS's like Windows, Linux, etc??????????? NO. Granted using a GUI (Graphical User Interface) program is easier but command-line programs tend to be faster, smaller, less runtimes, etc. And if you weren't a complete retard then you wouldnt have any problem whatsoever using a command-line tool/program.

"D. They aren't paperweights. I'm using a Mac right now damnit. Anyone with HALF A FUCKING BRAIN knows that Macs are useful. Your little Windows mags even use Macs in their art department. Mhm, that's right."
Hmm... you know what was probably used to develop the Macintosh painting thing or w/e its called? microsoft visual c++ cross-platform development edition. (See what I mentioned about that earlier in this entry.) Get that fact into your thick skull, k?

To sum it up,

Windows > Macintosh
All other OS's > Macintosh

yeah...

by Mac hater (with a good reason to hate them) May 9, 2006

Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.

Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!

by Steven February 13, 2005

Macintosh

the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure noobs in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a Macintosh. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

by crApple May 17, 2006